It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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