Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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