I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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