we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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