we have officially lost it.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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