I must be too annoying 4 u.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Panties = found
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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