so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You are a genius and a whore.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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