My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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