You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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