you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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