I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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