can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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