yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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