there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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