So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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