she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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