If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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