we have officially lost it.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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