what if I'm pregnant?
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I accidentally burped into my bong.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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