I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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