Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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