You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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