Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
operation harelip BJ is a go
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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