Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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