I want to stick my p in your. b.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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