summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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