i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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