Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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