And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
