Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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