Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
