Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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