try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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