Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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