Duck Duck Cougar?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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