oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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