It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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