he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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