There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize
