no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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