nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We were destined to go to rehab together
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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