My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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