Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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