Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
We are two peas in an std pod
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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