Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
PANTIES FOUND
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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