If i come over, it means nothing
My friends, they love my intelligence
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
