Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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