Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Alive.
So much puke
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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