so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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