It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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